Ladies are looking for a few things in a gentleman-
Looks. Check!
Charm. Check!
Money. Did I mention how charming I am?
The phrase "Starving Artist" is not just a random pairing of words, but an accurate description of the canvas ceiling of financial success most doodlers attain. To score the trifecta of eligibility, I've decided to seriously consider other career paths.
Now, being a Freelance Artist, it might be a smooth transition to becoming a Freelance Castrator....
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