|The only way that true love can be expressed, with dolphins on velvet!|
|A photo album with pics from Beatlemania!|
Why does everyone else seem to have a much more exciting life than me?
|"The happiest invention since a child's laughter"|
was also the tag line I used to sell my book!
|"How to tell it's time to change the diapers" art for new parents.|
|A life-sized Big Bird- because who doesn't need a life-sized Big Bird?!|
|You wanted the best scrapbook, you got the best scrapbook!!!|
|"Take the bus!"|
|Your very own "Human Centipede 3" conversation piece!|
|The flea market- your best chance to snag paintings of angel dogs!|
|I go to the flea market to get out of the house-|
I thought I was back lying on the living room floor!
|At least now I'm inspired for Christmas decorating!|
|You'll see 3 things at every flea market, California Raisins figurines, Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass album 'Whipped Cream' and the Charlie Weaver bartender!|
|To go with the Charlie Weaver bartender.|
Now I'm available to take on GI Joe illustration assignments!
|You can never go wrong with Batman bootlegs!|
|Back when The Theatre was quality entertainment!|
|This kept Junior calm.|
|Bring me the head of the next person who says, "I used to have this as a kid!"|
|"Mitch, you're looking great! What's different about you?"|
Oh- that's my little secret!
|I'm guessing this children's book had a sponsor.|
|For when I forget to pay the cable bill.|
|I pick up all my down home wisdom at the flea market.|
|Just for weekends!|
|Mattel is up on current events.|
|The 'born without a spine' medical chart.|
|A touch of class has been added to the O'Connell Manor.|
|Aiden and a calf statue fight over his Hot Wheels.|
|Someone's been up to something.|
|Homemade pillow cases.|
Yes, I bought 'em!
|I don't care if the dates don't match exactly!|
This is being used as my 2018 calendar!
|When I was a kid we didn't have those fancy iPhones ...and we liked it!|
|When Ringling Bros. ended the circus, a lot of clowns scrambled to find work!|
|I'm serious about safe sex!|
|Be prepared to see anything at 5am.|
|If you're serious about Thomas Kinked, the flea is the ONLY place to make your purchase!|
|I buy these for myself then pretend my kids gave 'em to me.|
|Smiles are free!|
|Even at the flea, I want to look my best!|
|In case you weren't sure, it's old.|
|Where 30% of America makes all their apparel purchases.|
|When Aiden gets to be too much of a handful,|
for $10 and hour the Wolff's Flea Market staff will babysit.
|Rule #1 if you decide to vend at the flea.|
Bring something to sell!
|"Lucky" is a judgement call.|
|Some things I just can't explain.|
|You can sure work up an appetite scouting for bargains!|
Just make sure you bring a can opener.
|Not to be an art critic, but you might have forgotten something.|
|It's not really 'art' unless it's made with ground colorful pebbles.|
Now all little Amy thinks about is sweet revenge on her parents.
|He'll work his way into your heart.|
With a knife.
|More rugs for my sexy publicly photos!|
|Yes, you turn the nose to start the music. :-)|
|Nothing says 'Thanksgiving' more than these!|
|Reading selections for your every mood!|
|To pass the time, write your own funny captions. I'll start, "Suzy, meet your Daddy!"|
|A cowboys dream is to hook up with twins!|
|From the $1 box!|
|If I could go back in time, this would be my first stop.|
|What might happen if you insult a seller with too low a price.|
|Games specifically for city kids.|
|"Build a wall around dog parks!"|
|MORE HOT WHEELS!|
|We have a motto at the flea, "No beer can hat is left behind"!|
|Sunrise visions of beauty.|
|How all your pants ended up when I was young.|
|Where are they now?|
Life has been tough for ken.
|My painting secret is revealed!|
|Tarzan is 'the other white meat'.|
|My dream vehicle to take to the market.|
But with a Frazetta painting on the side.
|Back when not every kid was special.|
|PBR wrapping paper. The best way to say "I Love You"!|
|When you can't make up your mind between the kitten poster and the puppy poster-|
just get them both!
|The truth is out there!|
|My first illustration assignment for Playboy!|
A highly prized collectors item at $1.
|How I feel waking up at 5am or going to bed at 5am.|
|I know why he's so merry!|
|I don't want to know.|
|True story, when Ringling Bros. had their tour with Michu,|
my dad took my sister and I backstage and we got to shake hands.
Yes, I've had quite the exciting life!
|When the wife talks back one too many times.|
|Macaroni Art. What Da Vinci would have used if he thought of it.|
|Yes, "Little Miss No Name" found in the wild!|
|Help! Get us out of here!|
|Only if you want to throw like a girl.|
|Only in America.|
|Bobby will check Grandmas tumors for 50 cents each.|
|It can get lonely at the flea market.|
|I'd be pissed too if someone stuffed me!|
|My solution to gun control!|
|The kid that brought this to school in 1976 was beaten up within half an hour.|
|Add a "Y" and I could hang this in any room of my house.|
|Some things I find pretty sweet, like this baby's nightlight.|
|"Dress Good" is right!|
|Clowns are hilarious!|
|I'm not going in the van to find out.|
|The vendor proudly told me that "I made that myself"!|
|Kids love comics!|
|Finally, all my Shawn questions have been answered!|
|Let's get ready to bargain!|
|His eyes follow you wherever you go.|
|I recommend the rat.|
|If I could have thought of any way to use this bowling alley ball return cover,|
I would have brought it home in a second.
|You can finish the art yourself.|
|More helpful tools for my career.|
|A happy clown!|
|"Mitch, are those new glasses?!"|
|"Excuse me, I'm looking for figurines of pigs having sex."|
"Right this way Sir!"
|Too exciting for just one photo!|
|Two arms, no waiting!|
|How I used to get most of my comics!|
|I've been looking for a match to my other lampshade for years!|
|I still regret not buying these.|
|One of the strangest songs of all time.|
YouTube it. :-)
|Who cares what time it is?!|
|"Aw Nertz" and "That For You" are 2 of my famous comeback lines!|
|The game takes 5 hours to play.|
|I made it myself.|
|File under "You'll find anything and everything"!|
|So good you need TWO exclamation points!|
|Flea market food. Something light for those long hours of walking under the hot sun.|
|Two hands, no waiting.|
|Games you can usually only find in the Vegas 'Toys 'R Us'.|
|"Will inflate to 15 inches" is from my Match.com ad.|
|Teen heartthrob Barnabas Collins.|
|I went to one in Tijuana,|
|I found out this was't the urinal.|
|If you're looking for a 4' tall cowgirl frog in fishnets and a leopard outfit,|
you'll need to come with me to the flea.
|The heart wants what the heart wants.|
|There's a VERY limited market for this item.|
|I had the same jacket.|
|No I know how billboards are made!|
|Shuffleboard and cocktails. I'm there!|
|Before there was Reservoir Dogs.|
|I hope it's a left shoe!|
|Let your freak flag fly at the flea!|
|Hey kids, lets look at the family photos!|
|1988 to 1993, the best years of American art!|
|Actual ceramic banks. And I've bought 4 of them so far. :-)|
|I'm guessing this worked.|
|Pretty sure this 'Doctor" is making it up as he goes along.|
|Thinking these are "Don't" signs.|
|They're on hold.|
|Perfect for my living room!|
|You think your day is bad.|
|Dented, rusty, moldy and chipped. Otherwise 'Mint'!|
|I see you!|
|Give me a few weeks and I'll be available for kid's birthday parties!|
|"Dramatic Dollies" are my passion!|
|At first I thought they were 'spinning plate' kits.|
|If only I had a backyard tree!|
|It's called cough syrup and vodka.|
|It's what clowns are made of.|
|It was that 3rd burrito.|
|If you're going to be a welder, do it right.|
|I have a weakness for fluff.|
|When pets and owners start to look alike.|
|When my friends and I want the same item.|
|He was caught right before he had to pee.|
|From the "Stan" mask craze of the late 90s!|
|Sometimes the vendors will save me the trouble of making up funny captions.|
|When you're waiting to find out the winners.|
|I ONLY buy items recommended by Miss America!|
|If you visit my home you'll wonder why you suddenly developed a constant ringing in your ears.|
Don't worry, it's not you!
|Cactus planter. Hilarity enthuses.|
|I'm thinking one of these tapes is a Cold Case file.|
|Kids say the darnedest things!|
A series of 2' high greeting cards.
|A wig on a vacum.|
I will NOT make any 'perfect wife' jokes!
|Another item I regret leaving behind!|
|When you pay for the rights to the show, but not Peter Falk's likeness.|
|And you thought no one was making great stone and shell art anymore!|
|Your guess is as good as mine as to what that sticky white goop is.|
|Citizens Arrest! Citizens Arrest!|
|I think they know all about Oral Sex and the Law!|
|Aiden dd not like his gift!|
|You'll have to buy it to find out!|
|Just as I found them.|
|Yes, really signed by Fury!|
|Truth in advertising!|
|Pretty sure this is from a Clive Barker book.|
|I personally would have airbrushed out the poop before it went to the printer.|
|More great ideas that didn't pan out.|
|More Mitch O'Connell treasures found in the wild!|
|"Santa Wives"! Coming to TV this Fall!|
|Don't put your nose where it doesn't belong.|
|More projects I'm working on for the Church Bazaar.|
Do you have any extra glue?
|Since you can't go to Bozo's Circus,|
have Bozo's Circus come to you with the GRAND! PRIZE! GAME!
|Everything and the kitchen sink!|
Tip your waitstaff!
|Wait- Jesus wasn't blonde and blue eyed?!|
Get a job!
|Do of the Day winner!|
|The only painting of a nude man hand-gliding that exists on Earth!|
So that would be one too many.
|"All Wow!" is another phrase I've been using to advertise my new book!|
|Knives ...for her!|
|There was the brief window in the late 60s when you could 'get rich quick' being a mime.|
|I'm been giving away these "Adult" 8-Track stickers with every purchase @|
|Ronald couldn't take it anymore.|
|3-D relief light-up sofa sized paintings.|
What more do you want?!
|More Vendor humor! :-)|
|I will by any Pink Lady merchandising!|
|I'm going with 'rat'.|
|The Flea "PC" Market!|
|I like this, but that's why I bring a camera,|
so there's still room for me to fit in the house (if I walk sideways).
|Right next to the white baby golfing diapers.|
|Stylin' with my new coat and metal detector!|
|The stuff of nightmares.|
|I had a dog like that.|
|Beauty has a new name.|
|Let's play doctor. I bring this on first dates.|
|Jus' passin' the time.|
|I bought this one for my daughter.|
|I don't want to know what Elmer did to win this.|
|Chick did a guy who plays the zither.|
|We decided to stuff Grandpa,|
|The designer of the Sex Pistols first album is now vending.|
|I really bought it.|
And yes, it didn't work.
|Life at the Ponderosa.|
|And that sums up the Flea Market!|