|Name me just ONE kid who doesn't love ALL of the Yentl merchandising!
|For the tot that has Munchausen by proxy syndrome.
|It's as if the angels themselves were in charge of the sweet lickable Christian confections!
|"Battery Operated" might be the give-away, but when you take the removable arms off our vibrating action figure, he'll be ready for a different type of 'right through the hoop'.
|Put a cool rag on your forehead, because this is REAL.
Just like mommy, if mommy were a French prostitute.
|I'm still looking for the Grandma 'Whiskey and Shot Glasses' doll accessories.
|Your children will never get another restful night's sleep
with this shell boy staring them down from the bedroom shelf.
|A fun way to convert your friends to the correct religion!
"Who wants to play a board game?!"
"Great! The first thing you have to do is just be Born Again!"
|My Christmas list has often included "Goat" OR "Tree"
but never in my wildest dreams would I get them BOTH together!
|Not to be given to adults.
|Long before "The Ren and Stimpy" show had their parody ads
for "LOG" it was an actual gift for kids.
I also enjoy the very reasonable price of $10 for a stack of 6" long sticks.
|The best gift of all time!
I sadly missed out on my very own due to last minute ebay bidding,
but I still have this 'lil jeg to think of the fun that might have been!
|ALL puzzles are bad gifts. FYI.
|Call me old-fashioned, but that's just plain WRONG!
What? They go on shoes?!
Forget I said anything!
|When I grow up I want to be a scratcher working out of my kitchen!
|Before there was DEVO,
there was the "3 Play Wig" set of beehive plastic hair.