Would You Like Pepper With That?

If you're a Mitch O'Connell, you have a few lofty, seemingly unattainable, life goals. One of them is to hoist a giant pepper grinder at the dinner table asking guests, "Would you like pepper with that?"
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars because maybe, just maybe, dreams WILL come true (modeled by the lovely Kieran O'Connell)!
PS Now my object of desire is to find a 6 footer!