Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Two for Tuesday! Part 1

Now we all know that I have a strict 48 DD minimum when it comes to romance. I'm even forced to bring measuring tape on all first dates because you lady folk are prone to exaggerate.
"Garçon, make that separate checks. Good-day Madam!"
Please, save us both the time, and don't respond to my ads on honkershookup.
com, mammarymatch.com and funbagfling.com (formally funbagfornication.com) unless you're concealing 10lb cannon balls under your cardigan!
So, let me help YOU to help ME, with these doctor approved developing devices! I like a well stocked fishing hole when I pull out my pole, so please, start getting on top of the situation and fix your medical problem now!

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