Odd Moments in Advertising!

These are the women I keep on call when I lean forward and shout through the slightly ajar bathroom door, "We're out of toilet paper!"
I briefly thought of the joke ending with me shouting, "I'm finished!", but it made me a little queazy, so I'm sparing you.I also remember a series of ads with tuxedo clad male models posing with sanitary napkins. As soon as I find 'em I'll post 'em!
You come up with the 3rd joke!