Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Love Tips for the Men Folk, part 2!

Ever been to the circus? Watched the lion tamer? That's what your mating job is, commanding those wild felines to do what they're told. If you're as skilled as I am, a chair and whip isn't necessary, just never wavering eye contact and showing firm guidelines will keep 'em corralled.
My good looks, charm and charisma makes it easy you say, but you normal guys can still do it, you'll just have a few more obstacles to hurdle.
Now go wrangle your soul mate!

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