|I'm always happy to go for the cheap joke!|
Dad has "the talk"-
"Son, if you want to be a manly man,
I will always buy you awesome flannel plaid shirts.
If you want yo be a girly man,
I can lop off your balls right now with my scythe."
This pretty much saves you the time of reading the book.
|You never know when the red peppers might attack.|
A midget who's a clown.
A midget who's a clown that stole Burt Reynolds mustache.
This book has it all!
An accurate depiction of our Lord and Savior.
You can't help but believe after looking into
those big soulful teardrop eyes!
|Hot barnyard action!|
|I think my kids always assumed that was the|
secret ingredient in all my cooking.
|Not funny, but Oh My God!|
If an unwary 2nd grader stumbled across this at the school library,
it would be a memory that would never be forgotten.
I'm afraid to even open it!
|You might laugh, but I made $250 for selling my life story!|
|First of all, just because you're "Gay", that does not make you "Bad"!|
Whoops, my mistake, "Bad Bears in the Big City" is just about
two polar bears who are a lil' out of their element.
|This bit of coaching would make me|
start running faster than any starting gun.
|Now you know why I'm always flipping my palms back and forth.|
I'm in training!
|First mistake I made- the puppet goes on your hand!|
|Actually more of a CSI book as Jerry and Jimmy spend 32 pages with the police|
trying to remember what happened during their visit to the pharmacist.
|Personally, I think "Who Cares About Disabled People?"|
is sending the wrong message to our nations youth.
I think we SHOULD care about our handi-capable friends!
|Grandparents might be fooled by the happy bright covers when|
purchasing a coloring book for little Sally and Tommy.
Little do they know that there are some very unsavory things hidden inside!
|Long before shocked parents discovered that the poster for|
"The Little Mermaid" had a penis or two hidden in the background,
those Disney artists were sticking (not so) subliminal images in their art.
In this case, the only response can be "Seriously?!"
|Look how happy you'll be!|
|In my humble opinion- having kids myself-|
DON'T make your son wear an aluminum foil pigtail hat with bows.
Nothing good can come of it.
|For Fathers Day-|
"Hey Kids! WOW! Thanks for putting a bunch of crap on a broom!
This is the best Fathers Day EVER!"
|Just to balance it out, there's always a silver lining to be found.|
If I were 6, I would wear these awesome masks and space helmet 24/7.
Oh hell, I'd wear them now after a PBR 6-pack!
|Again, if you run across this bad boy, I'll throw $5 in your pocket.|
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