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I started with almost 100, but soon there'll be 1000 (depending on how much I want to avoid actual work)! Some are cheap shots, like using the words "gay," "dick," and "boner" when they originally meant something much different, or panels taken completely out of context for juvenile schoolyard tittering, and sometimes, actually very weird, completely IN context, takes on the relationship between the sexes from the viewpoints of the comic books writers and artists of '40s, 50s, 60s and 70s!
You've probably have already seen a few that have been floating around the internet for years, and many are first appearing here scanned from my bathroom library reading, but you'll have 'em all gathered in one place, the M.O'C Blog, for your prurient viewing pleasure!
PS Check throughout my blog for other "Super-Sized" entries!
The Top 100 Most Strange, Odd, Perplexing and Unintentionally Funny Vintage Valentine Cards EVER! The 1000 Most Bizarre Batman Photos EVER! I've Got Wood! Ventriloquist Vixens, Delightful Dummies and Magical Mannequins! CLOWN ART! The top 100 most disturbing paintings EVER! The Top 1000 Freakiest Frankenstein Fotos EVER! PLUS! If you liked this blog- go to Sex In Comics Part 2- featuring comic book COVERS! |
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| Back to the womb (part 1). |
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| Back to the womb (part 2). |
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| Superboy deals with IBS. |
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| When robots fall in love. |
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| It's like being hit with a big red baseball bat. |
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| Dating Don't 1 |
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| Dating Don't 2 |
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| Dating Don't #3 |
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| Dating Don't #4 |
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| OK! Not EVERYTHING is about sex. I can't help but throw in a few that are just too nutty to resist! |
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| Why is it so hard for females just to do as they're told? |
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| Ready! Set! ... |
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| The greatest comic panel in the history of comic art! DC Comics of the 50s and 60s usually seemed to be inspired by LSD fever dreams, but the complete disregard for anything based on reality gets my thumb up! How "Superman" doesn't notice a dangling human behind him, and how Jimmy got the beard caught in his pals pants in the first place …it's amazing! |
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Maybe you'll find the joke funnier if I rub your other breast?
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Dating Don't #7
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| Nurse: "Mitchell, you're suffering from exhaustion! If you don't slow down with your hilarious postings, you'll kill yourself!" Mitch: "But I must make people happy, even if it does mean a personal sacrifice!" Nurse: "Isn't it time you thought of yourself for a change? Please, make love to me!" Mitch: "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M POSTING?!" |
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| Dating DO! As long as you yell "MINE!" first your object of affection is stuck with you. It's the rule! |
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| Dating DO's! Always take your date bowling. Always act pissed when acknowledging a compliment. Always bring up that you have a rumpus room. |
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| Dating DO! If you don't want to lose Dick, always act impressed when he mentions he has a Rumpus Room. |
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| Must maintain my erection! If I become flaccid- we're doomed! |
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| Dating Don't #8 |
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| I think this might be symbolic of something. I'll do some research and get back to you! |
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| Jimmy Olsen was warned not to get into mischief- but he's going to do it anyway! |
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| More for the "just plain odd" file. Please no, "I'd like a little head" jokes! This is a CLASSY blog! |
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| Dating Don't #9! |
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| I'm trying to figure out what "MMMFBMM!" would mean if her lips weren't muffled. |
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| Not strictly a comic panel, but a hint that more folks than just myself were finding a few naughty and exciting things hidden away in these funny books! |
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| Even clowns need lovin'! |
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| Clark Kent, "Doctor, it's hurts when I pee …molten lava!" Doctor, "Don't pee molten lava!" |
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| Superman, HELP! Jimmy is trapped in the well! Superman, HELP! The orphanage is on fire! Superman, HELP! Nuclear war has been declared! Sorry! Superman is busy. It's sexist to think that only the gals are great cooks! |
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| Women are more than just lovely, they're also talented! |
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| If I were to break out the dance moves at a party, I'd expect similar comments. |
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| It's called The Sweet Talk Express. Ladies, get on board! |
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| Dating Don't #10! |
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| Dating Don't #11! |
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| Only DC Comics of the '60s would have a horse and Supergirl get hot 'n heavy! |
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| Dating Don't #12! |
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| A footnote about many of the "Dating Don't" series (which this is #13).Archie Comics went through a craze in the '70's where every other joke was "semen" related. The company was sold in 1982 and the new Christian owners thought that type of "humor" was in quite bad taste. Hence, not one of these stories have EVER been reprinted and back issues were destroyed, making these funny book hi-jinks almost impossible to track down! But don't worry, I'll find 'em and post 'em all here! |
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| Dating Don't #14! |
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| A gentleman always makes some type of announcement beforehand. Bing Bang BOOM! Chug-a-chug-a TOOT-TOOT (train sounds)! Hello Mitch O'Connell Jr! X MARKS THE SPOT! OBOY! Bob Saget! AND THAT’S THE NAME O’ THAT TUNE!
Charge!
THAT’S A WRAP! Pew Pew Pew (laser shooting sounds)! Photon Torpedoes ....FIRE! BANG! ZOOM (Jackie Gleason)! I Done Dood it! POP GOES THE WEASEL! Oh Butterfingers! DAH-DUM, DAH-DUM,…DUM DUM DUM DUM…(music from ‘JAWS’ )! Class Dismissed! THE CHECK’S IN THE MAIL! Do Over! Fire in the Hole! YAY! Going, going, GONE! Knock-knock! Who's there? I'm. I'm who? I'm ... KA-CHING! Take THAT! Oh no you di int! and Whoops! |
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| Dating Don't #15! |
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| Back when IBS was considered a superpower. |
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| Helpful Hint of the Day! |
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| To avoid this situation, I now just wave at my male friends. |
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| When Superheroes team up... |
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| Even I am shocked at how risque those old Archie comics were! The good 'ol days! |
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| Funny "ha-ha"? |
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| Who likes carrots?!! |
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| Dating don't #15! |
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| Dating Don't #16! |
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| Dating Don't #17! |
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| Dating Don't #18! |
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| Dating Don't # 19! |
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| Dating Don't #20! |
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Hilarious! I never knew that Batman & Robin shared the same bed and enjoyed nude sunlamp-tanning together. I think this removes any ambiguity from the "Ambiguously Gay Duo".
ReplyDeleteLove these!!!!
ReplyDeleteMe, too!
DeleteI can't stop laughing. Especially at the Jughead and Archie ones with them getting massive boners when their girlfriends pass by.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the most classic Archie of all time... beating off 4 guys.
ReplyDelete"...who went for any kind of men -- except dead ones!"
ReplyDeletePicky, picky, picky.
I've never laughed so much reading a tweet
ReplyDeletelove it...
ReplyDeleteGreat selection!
ReplyDeleteMany more to follow! Check back every week! :-)
ReplyDeleteFANTASTIC selection! It's like the Louvre of unintentional comics humour! Thanks, please keep them coming (oops)
ReplyDeleteThat was AWESOME! LO...F'in L!!! I used to read Archie and Superman and Batman. Wow, am I a 46 yo geek or what>? The Batman boner references were... uh..hard to beat? (phrasing) Thank you for the trip down memory lane, and for killing 10 minutes of my work productivity (13 if you include this post) Keep it up (not a boner ref:)
ReplyDeleteLoved this! It really made my morning. :D
ReplyDeleteThis is fantastic! Keep em coming!.... (especially the dating do's and dont's).
ReplyDeleteBatman and Robin share the same bed?? Good grief, Dr. Wertham was right....
ReplyDeleteI actually own several of these comics. Remember when Jimmy Olsen almost married a hillbilly? Superman was also fond of the line "Papa spank!" And you've barely managed to scratch the surface of the enigma that is Lois Lane. Or Archie, for that matter. Remember that time the wall turned ito a giant vagina and swallowed him up? Or when he had to beat off three guys, as mentioned above?
ReplyDeleteGreat list, Mitch. Yer one of the good ones, kid. Can't wait to see more. Ya got my vote.
sure ... un point de vue
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha from france
You missed another great Archie cover panel. Archie and Betty are in a sporting goods store. Archie tells Betty, "I'll bet this frisbee FLIPS OUT Veronica on her birthday!"
ReplyDeleteBetty responds, "It sure will, Archie. She's expecting a PEARL NECKLACE!"
Don't worry! Working on a blog of just wacky comic covers!
ReplyDeleteYou are my new hero
ReplyDeleteDo you have the complete collection of Vintage Spoon? You can find it all here!
ReplyDeleteAwensome, simplemente genial. Saludos!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff! ^_^
ReplyDeleteThis was, without doubt, hilarious. Had me in stitches.
ReplyDeleteThanks for taking the time to do this. Great fun.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I think I've seen enough. It's hilarious though; not to be sexist.
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