|You know what they say Circus Boy, Big Feet...|
|Every eposide of Jerry Springer-|
|It doesn't seem that hard to outwit him, just bring two guns to his tomahawk.|
|I'm not sure what makes Dirty Demon dirty, but I can guess.|
|Brought to you by the most exciting book of our time!|
|Even before Seinfeld, there was always shrinkage.|
|Only in the Bizarro world should the activity of "rubbing"|
take place between a Scoutmaster and a couple of scouts.
And not even then.
|I just like that a selling point to boys for a collection|
of fighter military jets is "HARMLESS!"
|The power of Bettie Page. |
Even Santo doesn't have the energy to cuddle afterwards.
|Dr. Frankenstein's dating dilemmas!|
|When "The Crotch Grabber" attacks!|
That it happens to be issue #69 is just a bonus.
No extra charge!
|Doesn't he know he's in the "I Love You" comic?|
|Before the auction rules were changed, this was an ebay success story.|
|The orignal title was "Shit Faced Romance."|
|"I knew it! I DO have the world's largest penis!" proudly exclaims Danny.|
|I see Paris, I see France, Sunny isn't wearing underpants!|
|Gift giving on a budget.|
|Isn't that all women?|
Goodnight everyone, you've been fantastic!
|I guess it could be worse.|
|Yes, it's already on every other website, but how can I not include one of the greatest covers of all time?!|
|My lifelong complaint that they're aren't enough trout in comics has FINALLY been addressed!|
|"Your Favorite Pin-Up"? Stop reading my mind!|
|I'm much too clasy to write a caption for this one.|
|How many times does Batman have to explain the proper way of asphyxiation?!|
|The side of the Smurfs that they DON'T want you to know about!|
|I use the same wording in my Match.com description.|
|Not what I expected when I ordered a comic title "Tit-Bits"!|
|A monster so horrible it will PROPERLY TIE YOUR TIE!|
I usually have to get my kids to help me.
|Wonder Woman, we have some good/bad news for you.|
The good news is that something big, pink and hard is headed directly toward your vagina and it's ready to explode.
The bad news is...
|Blek, the boy with the odd crime fighting penis!|
|Proper cowboys only were pink panties on weekends!|
|Kids Love Comics!|
|The 'ol one, two!|
I'll punch him in the jaw, and you poke him in the anus!
|Lesser know superhero, "The Groper," will save your life, but he'll cop a feel in the process.|
You'll live, but feel very dirty afterwards!
|The fashion police make an arrest!|
The chaps should ALWAYS match your cap!
|Oh no you di int!|
|What a parent purchases when the kids want a comic and EVERY SINGLE OTHER TITLE is sold out!|
|What a perfect place for a commerical!|
Coming (no bad pun intended) this November, the greatest book ever published!
|I'm pretty sure it's only a "civil partnership."|
|Bill finds out that three's a crowd.|
|Bonus! Along with odd covers, I'm running across a few extra-ordinary advertising selections too.|
From the fist issue of "Hee Haw" 1970. Along with the country young-uns, apparently Dad is a target audience too!
Hee Hee A Haw Haw Haw!
|Not sure why the artist got so carried away with crotch folds, but he inadvertently created "Dan Depends," the first hero who wore adult diapers.|
|Try as I might, I just can't think of a positive spin to put on the "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"Batman/Superman look exchange.|
Not since the famous "train entering a tunnel" scene in Hitchcock's classic film North by Northwest has train symbolism been used so subtly.
|Sorry for the small jpeg, but no matter what the size, it contains an overflowing heaping helping of head scratching "just plain wrong."|
|Wha?! This is the World's BEST cover!|
Yes, instead of random advertising, I only interrupt to mention my own stuff, and in this case, it's my new book of art!
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|From the fun filled "Marvel Super Heroes Activity Book"!|