Friday, December 20, 2013

Wishing You a Healthy New Year!

Rectum? Nearly killed him!
That's the kind of humor we don't appreciate at the
"From the Bottom of our Hearts" Healthcare Awareness Center.
I, like my fellow filthy rich celebrities, need to do something
with our vaults of money before the government taxes the s**t out of it.
That's why we love to make up our own charity organizations to "give back,"
so this year I'll be able to write off the cost of a box of rectal thermometers
given out free to all the clients of Mitch O'Connell Studios.
Would I call myself a hero?

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