Wednesday, December 28, 2011

I've Got Wood! Ventriloquist Vixens, Delightful Dummies and Magical Mannequins!

Puppets, Dummies and Mannequins are just like clowns.
They're everywhere, and everyone is frightened of them,
but we keep looking back because they're so damned mesmerizing.
I hope this blog helps to remind you to keep looking back.
And in the closet. And under the bed.
And what's that shape in the dark?
For God's sake, don't ever go to sleep again!