Finally Fashionable!

We all flew to my sisters house in NJ for Thanksgiving-
but the main reason for travel wasn't a delicious turkey meal or visiting loved family-
it was so I could get me some more Skymall catalog orderin'!
This may not be obvious, but I've a

lways had a deliema with two things.
How do I get people to take notice of who I am,
and what's the proper atire for stag parties?
Or, should I say, those WERE a problem?!
Thank You Skymall!