My favorite God fearin' service, The Best Church of God (http://www.bestchurchofgod.org/.god/), is coming up Saturday, January 29th here in Chicago.
To get you in the mood-
"Knock-Knock" sez Jesus
"Who's there?" sez mortal
"Jesus" sez Jesus
"Jesus who?" sez mortal
The mortal high rise dweller finds no one at the door and happens to look out the window. "JESUS F**KING CHRIST!!!" he screams
'Hey, don't step on my punch line!" sez Jesus
To get you in the mood-
"Knock-Knock" sez Jesus
"Who's there?" sez mortal
"Jesus" sez Jesus
"Jesus who?" sez mortal
The mortal high rise dweller finds no one at the door and happens to look out the window. "JESUS F**KING CHRIST!!!" he screams
'Hey, don't step on my punch line!" sez Jesus
Get the correct Bible and begin reading little sections and chunks; then approach various charges and plan your online bible study with them; you can also discover bible study for children at the church. Praying and studying the Bible can help you comprehend the Bible's message more effectively.
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