Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Aluminum Foil is Awesome!

How to increase sales for your product? Figure out as many possible uses for it as possible! The aluminum foil folks put out out book after book in the 50s, 60s and 70s about a new exciting decorating breakthrough- cover everything you own in sheets and sheets of aluminum foil! This example, "Alcoa's Book of Decorations" has ideas for every holiday and party occasion with pages of intricate instructions about how to make these objet d' art. But I'll make it easy for you. Take a box, cone, tube, pet or sleeping Grandma. Get your roll of aluminum foil. Wrap 'em up. Glue on google eyes. Done!

In my humble opinion- having kids myself- DON'T make your son  wear an aluminum foil pigtail hat with bows. Nothing good can come of it.

For Fathers Day- Hey Kids! WOW! Thanks for putting a bunch of crap on a broom! This is the best Fathers Day EVER!

See how happy you'll be?!


  1. Memories….



  2. yes, it seems as though, aluminum foil is really awesome!

  3. Aluminum and aluminum foil are so versatile, they can be used for everything from cooking to decorating to industrial stuff. I remember when people used to save aluminum foil in a huge ball.