Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Best Church of God!

My favorite God fearin' service, The Best Church of God (http://www.bestchurchofgod.org/.god/), is coming up Saturday, January 29th here in Chicago.

To get you in the mood-

"Knock-Knock" sez Jesus
"Who's there?" sez mortal
"Jesus" sez Jesus
"Jesus who?" sez mortal
The mortal high rise dweller finds no one at the door and happens to look out the window. "JESUS F**KING CHRIST!!!" he screams
'Hey, don't step on my punch line!" sez Jesus

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