Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Athenian Candle Company #1!

Doing all my Christmas shopping at Athenian Candle Co. located on Halsted St. smack-dab in Chicago's Greektown. Every need, desire and problem you might have this holiday season can be cured by their magical wicks of wonder! Along with the candles are a huge selection of religious art, herbs and roots, lucky bath and beauty products, voodoo dolls, blessed oils, incenses, wishing stones, and on and on and on! Sadly, because of "big government" sticking it's nose in everyones business, for legal reasons, the word "alleged" has been placed in front of many of the product titles including, "Alleged Spell Breaker Kit", "Alleged Lucky Dice Kit" and "Alleged Stop Neighbors From Hassling Me Kit". But don't let the tyranny of Obamas rule ruin everything for you, I'm sure they all are 100% effective!

1 comment:

  1. Last time I made a tongue-in-cheek jab at Democrats a few folks didn't get the joke and got their underwear in a bunch.
    I hope this disclaimer helps to avoid any uncomfortable undergarment problems!