Sex, the Old-Fashioned Way! NSFW!

This 1942 mail order phamplet really delivers the goods!

Only a "sexologist" like Myron D. Jacoby would dare publish this "Sexual Study" expose with revealing full page "Color Pictures of the Female Human Body."

It sure seems like every horny teen and manly man would like to add this porno prize find to his secret smut stash.
That is, if that young man was Hannibal Lecter.

As it says in the introduction, "these pictures leave little doubt for guesswork."

I'll say!

After that swimsuit comes off, she really does show it all!

Supper Clubbin'!

For Mother's Day, Alyson and I did something that hasn't been done since the 50s- we went on a Sunday drive!
Where we ended up was at a softly lit velvety and soothing plush leather filled dining experience, the Hobnob in Wisconsin. We read about it in Dave Hoekstra's The Supper Club book, and once we saw the iconic 1954 exterior, we knew it was well worth the hour and a half trip. Without reservations, we managed to snare seats at the luxurious bar and enjoy adult beverages (for the non-pregnant one of us) and a steak dinner while overlooking Lake Michigan.
Here's a murky peek at the mesmerizing mid-century blend of classy and gaudy with a handful of cell phone pics, so make sure to see it with your own eyes asap!
Apparently it was purchased by a new owner in 1990, so, if I can make just one constructive suggestion, drop the early 90s changes. For example, have me repaint the Martini art on the building, the primary colors of the tacky bland prints in the dining room could be switched with b&w vintage pics of the Hobnob's history, and that carpet needs to be replaced with a Liberace shiny gold shag, but besides that, we give it a 1000% recommendation!
Great food, great view and great staff!
http://www.amazon.com/Supper-Club-Book-Celebration-Tradition/dp/1613743688
https://thehobnob.com/

Free M.O'C Downloadable Mother's Day Card!

Download these two 8.5 by 11" images by clicking on the link below,
print them on the flip sides of a sheet of fancy paper, fold it over, sign it,
enclose a check (optional) and mail it off to all the Mom's in your life.
You're welcome!
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The Most Frightening Children's Doll of ALL TIME!

Imagine the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups-like scenario of a truck full of plastic doll bodies crashing into a truck full of Li'l Abner rubber puppet heads, or the entrepreneurial brainstorm of what to do with a warehouse of unsold headless baby dolls and unwanted Li'l Abner, Daisy Mae, Pappy Yokum and Mammy Yokum noggins.

I found the nude corncob pipe missing Mammy Yokum at the flea market and did a double take. Then a triple take. What is this strange Frankenstein creation? The grafted head on a baby-! the horribly molded breasts-!! on a one month old-!!! topped with an 80 year old leering face?!!!!
I thought it must have been the one-off creation of a junior mad scientist with sexual issues, but through extensive research (an ebay search) it appears this was actually on 1950's toy store shelves.
I don't have the other residents of Al Capp's Dogpatch, but I hope Daisy Mae had better luck with her breast implants, and I shudder to think what surgery took place on Pappy and Abner!