The Easter Bunny is Coming! The Strangest, Sexiest and Most Shocking Photos of our floppy eared friend EVER!

Another in the proud tradition of M.O'C GIANT SIZE Blogs!

This time, enjoy everything from the cutest gals fluffy tailed in perky bunny outfits to the scariest folks in moldy rabbit costumes, because nothing says Easter like the images contained within!

Check back as the collection grows and grows and grows!

And a special thanks to my main man Ron Murphy for uncovering many of these gems!

It took 7 strong men just over an hour to free Timmy from the Easter Bunnies grasp.

.

The Easter Bunny always says, "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

And then he swallowed Lucy.

"Hey!" Beth and Kymm exclaimed, "You told a fib Mr. Bunny!

There aren't any chocolate eggs in the back of your 'ol van!"

Space Eight gallery show - This Friday!

Thanks to Dan Brown and Folio Weekly for the Space Eight gallery show write-up!
http://spaceeight.com/

The Rondo Awards!

Real life at the O'Connell household.

Kieran just woke up and sat down next to me.
"Remember that Rondo award thing?" I mention.
She ponders, "Yeah."
I break the news as gently as possible, "Well, I didn't win."
Kieran raises her eyebrows and blurts, "Uh ...who thought you would?!"

Girl, "Mr. McHoppysoftbottomflutternutspangledrawers, what's the difference between Mitch O'Connell and an award winning artist?"
Mr. McHoppysoftbottomflutternutspangledrawers whispers in girls ear.
Girl, "That's right Mr. McHoppysoftbottomflutternutspangledrawers!"
They both laugh.

‎"Did you hear Mr. Fluffyknickerpoo? Mitch didn't even come close to winning a Rondo award!" exclaimed Jennifer.
"I pretended it was Mitch I was covering up with cat litter after my morning shit!" replied Mr. Fluffyknickerpoo.
Then they both laughed!
Him, "I just paid for dinner, let's go so you can put out."
Her, "I'm saving myself for that hot Mitch O'Connell!"
Him, "Did you hear he didn't win a Rondo award?"
Her, "Do me on this table!"

The Most Sexist Images EVER!

"The Most Sexist Images EVER! is my Google "Come on" to get you here to take a peek at this joke theme that was used without irony at least until the '70's.
I also have plenty of images of ladies WEARING meat, long before Lady Gaga was attired in sirloin, (this has been happening since there have been Bratwurst Queens) but that's a whole different topic, we're talking about woman AS the meat.
What is to gleamed from this?
The joke that's funny because it's true?
You only have to look at the platforms of the Republican candidates to answer that question (Look! I'm political!).
The poor quality of gag writers who couldn't think of a
new joke and had to recycle this one?
Something to be outraged about (or just another example that men are insensitive and have no understanding of women)?

But I understand you baby.
Just curl up right here and go on and on about whatever is rattling around in that beautiful head of yours.
I'll also make listening sounds when you read your newest poetry.
Right after we make the love.