It's Sexy Time! Naughty NSFW Watches from the Past!

As I was looking for the 70s novelty “It’s Time to Fuck” watch on ebay (from that bygone era when you could be risqué and humorously offensive without jail time), I came across these naughty automation timekeepers from the 1800s.
As they’re over $200ea, I’ll just stick to looking at my phone (or in a pinch, the sun, and winging it), but they’re very amusing in a Tijuana Bible 8-Pager kinda way.
And, along with the full color making whoopee scene, when fully wound, that pesky penis moves up and down with each tick tock the watch makes. So it’s seems Wee Willy is good for more than just getting it’s owner in trouble.
It might make you late for a very important date, but take a second and enjoy this glimpse from a forgotten non-PC world.