Poor innocent Monique had no idea what hit her. She only had 10 books available(!) when a crowd burst through the doors like a Black Friday Walmart mob. Monique was knocked down and instantly trampled breaking her right arm. As my popularity finally dawned on her, using only her left arm, she ordered 1000 more copies to be delivered within 30 minutes using Amazon drones.
The rest you must have seen on the live tv reports.
The drones, unable to fly properly under the weight of the bestselling books crashed into the throngs of tattoo art lovers. I, without thinking of my own safety, threw myself over the snack table saving all the wine, cheese and crackers from getting splattered with blood.
Monique and I had to finish the event at the Emergency Room. She swiped credit cards while I inscribed each and every copy!
Me? A hero?
If you say so!
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