Here's one about Chicago's "The Alley," your place for all "shocking" fashions. Funny story- around this time, the owner of The Alley asked me to design a bunch of t-shirts that he would sell at his shops. No money up front, but I'd get a percentage. When I saw them printed, my eyes bugged out, they were the most blurry off register blobby mess ever. Instead of just telling him this, and seeing if the problem could be corrected, I decided to sue for $500 a design. I do not know why I made this assbackwads decision, but I remember that when practicing my speech to the judge, it seemed to make sense. When I actually delivered that speech, the judge responded, "I'm guessing you make a better artist than a lawyer." So, a 20+ year late apology goes out to the Alley, from a wiser Mitch O'Connell! |
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