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| Arrived at Wolffs Flea Market at the crack of 6 and it looked like rain. |
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| Oh Fred, you dawg you! I've had the same expression waking up after an adventurous Saturday night. |
It's an unsettling cross between a 50s knee slapping risque bar gag and what you might have seen on display in Ed Gein's country home. Which means I just HAD to add this wine bottle cozy to the collection!
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| No thanks- I can pull it myself! This, and many other, hilarious comments you missed by not walking with me. |
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| Came across a fellow artists creative output leaning against the side of a vendors van, (I forsee a similar fate for my work) pulled out the particullary striking portrait of a grandmother ignoring her grandchild. The painters skill is such that you can almost read her thoughts of, "I'd rather be anywhere the f**k but here." I asked "How much?" and was told $20. I paused, and 4 seconds later he yelled "$15!" and within 2 seconds it was $10. How could I NOT purchase it?! |
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| I must have wet myself a little when I grabbed the combo platter of clown/shells/puffballs and made them my very own. There is no better way to spend $4! |
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| A new addition to the basement has been acquired. Trumpets blare. |
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| "Talk to the hand!" More M.O'C hilarity you missed by sleeping in this morning! Yes, I came up with that chuckle inducing one liner right off the top of my head! No, I do not have writers, I am naturally funny and happy to make the world a more cheerful place by spreading my creative juices all over it. |
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| This tin will be perfect for holding my pens and pencils when traveling. It obviously nails that M.O'C vibe of, "You do NOT want to f**k with my art supplies M*****F*****!!! |
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| Above all, I am an incurable romantic. Flea marketing is not just about myself, it is about making others happy, and my #1 priority is M'Lady. I don't care what other, less attentive folks might feel, I don't think $2 is to much to spend on my future wife! I'm about to take a break from posting because I'm going to go surprise Alyson with these gifts. She'll exclaim "What!? Is it my birthday? Christmas? Valentines Day? I don't understand!" And I'll place my index finger over her lips and whisper "Shhhhh. I don't need a holiday to show that I love you!" And then we'll have passionate sex all morning. And afterwards, she'll finally be able to make me a decent breakfast for once! |
I received the Boys & Girls Cookbook when I was a young girl. I used it a lot growing up, and I still sometimes make recipes from it! Hmmm...I'm gettin' a hankerin' for Spam Loaf Hawaiian now!
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