Romanticials- by Mitch!

A series of helpful tips for the gentleman, and those with the desire to be gentleman.
How to show your love to the world AND show your lady that she's special?
Matching plaid pantsuits!
Fellers, are you slapping your foreheads right now thinking, "Duh! It was SO OBVIOUS!"
Happy to help!
Now quickly guys, get your gal in the car and dash off toward Sears!
She, "Where the hell are we going at 7:30am on a Saturday morning you f**king idiot?!!"
You, "You'll see Sweetums, you'll see (turn to camera and wink)!"