Thursday, February 7, 2013

NSFW! Pornography Fail! The Top 100 Strangest Most Unerotic Vintage Pin-Up Modeling Photos of All Time!

I'm sure these young ladies might be wonderful people, fun to hang around with, possible great spouses and parents, but the combination of a bad hair day, lighting more appropriate for a horror film, odd photographer decisions and poor prop choices casts puts them in a whole other perplexing pin-up world.
Or maybe some of the models really are bat-shit crazy.
But, in general, give me this anyday over the bland perfectly coifed silicone enhanced tanned and photoshopped perfection.
A dash of crazy always makes things more interesting!
























































9 comments:

  1. There is not just one #1 in this lot, Mitch. Everyone's a win-win! Don't be surprise if you see one of these babes posing as me (or the other way around) on Facebook...Cynthia PC XO

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  2. These are awesome and somewhat terrifying, thanks for sharing!

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  3. Oh dear lord the one with the helmet looks like Gollum.

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  4. I'm speechless. If you knew me you'd know what a feat that is!

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  5. I am no longer attracted to women.

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  6. Talk about Self-Abuse! I could't stop scrolling and each photo I said "Nooooo!" Next time I'll have to try a safety word like Banana. :P

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  7. IF I SAW ONE OF THESE WOMEN APROACHING ME IN A DARK ALLEY I WOULD START RUNNING THESE WOMEN ARE THE REASON YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHTS DURING SEX

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