Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Party in My Pants 1!

I'm often asked from the adjoining bar stool, in a soft purring voice, "Have you ever modeled?". At least I think that's what they say. It's a little hard to hear with a tongue in my ear while a noisy cat fight breaks out in the background over which gal is going to buy my next Mandarine Cosmopolitan.The answer? Of course!
You silly little mixed up minx! Where do you think the term "Trouser Snake" came from?
Here, let me get out my leather clad Memory Book, you just get comfortable by the fire.
Isn't it a little warm to be wearing that g-string?

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