Saturday, March 31, 2012

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Toy Time!

My newly designed toy has been produced!
Sadly, they changed the original "Mute Handyman" character into an Indian.
They also went with a different name. My suggestions of "Kill Or Be Killed,""The Last Face You'll Ever See," or
"I Promise I Won't Eat You," were all ignored.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Happy Easter (from daughter Kieran and me)!

I had to count it as my Birthday gift from her otherwise she probably wouldn't have posed.
"That was the creepiest thing I've EVER done!" she grimiced afterwards.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

I want FOUR sandwiches!

The Famous Brothers!

When you take "Harmony" and add "Hijinx" you get only one thing …The Famous Brothers!
I will be sponsoring their show at the Mayne Stage this Sunday.
By "sponsoring," I mean I will be forgoing my usual appearance fee.
What they're going to do with that extra free drink ticket is anyones guess.

1328 Morse Ave.
Chicago, IL 60626
Showtime is this Sunday at 7 PM
Tickets Only $10!

Friday, March 23, 2012

Smoke 'em If You Got 'em!

I'll be coming out with "Candy Crack" for todays hipper kids.

A Touch of Class!

"Mitch, there's something new and sophisiticated about you. Have you gotten a college education? Wearing designer clothes? Returned from Paris? I just can't figure it out!"

I'm not telling! -wink-

Now go click on "follow" so you won't miss any of the the upcomong posting hilarity!


Thursday, March 22, 2012

Professor Mitch

Excitement! Thrills! Yawns!
If you happen to find yourself on the NIU campus in DeKalb this afternoon I'll be giving a "Juror Talk," being that I'm the Juror that selected the art for their newest gallery exhibit.
I have no scripted insights planned, but will be happy to have my brain picked.
Guessing I first will answer, "Who are YOU to judge?!!" from the unselected students.
Also, "You SUCK!" is
not a question.

Annual Juried BlickArt Materials Ars Nova Exhibition
Juried exhibition of work by current NIU School of Art graduate & undergraduate students, sponsored by Blick Art Materials.
Juror's talk & awards presentation Thursday, March 22, 4:30-6:00
Jack Olson Gallery
NIU School of Art
Jack Arends Hall 200

Free Tattoo Designs of the Day!

Topless Thursday (for the Gentlemen)!

Topless Thursday Has Arrived!

Chuck Norris wishes you a Terriffic Topless Thursday!
Sadly, he's not in his full glory. I think his chest lawn was recently mowed.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Things Aren't THAT bad!

From the book "Do Your Ears Hang Low?"
A popular kid-friendly guide to see if your farm animals should be put on antidepressants.
Sadly, it ends with Bossie "falling fast asleep."
And now it's way past your bedtime too!

Book of the Day!

Continuing with "All Things Sweet," where postings containing risque double entendres, hidden meanings and shocking subtexts have been saved for later in the week.
This is the Family Values Fun Zone!

Today is "Sweet" Day!

"Why won't anyone play with me?" a dispondont Mitch pines.
Besides the fact that I'm wearing a dress while sitting on my front porch.
"It's because of all your naughty postings," my kitty answered.
"Why don't you take one day to be Sweet instead of Sour?"
"I WILL Mr. Mittens, I WILL!"

Dress For Success!

Some kids go to a Hot Topic and get a reissue Ramones, Clash or Black Flag t-shirt.
Kieran goes in her dad's room and unearths a t-shirt that I actually purchased in 1978 at the premiere of Dawn of the Dead when it opened in Boulder, Colorado.
It's been folded up for about 30 years waiting for this moment!

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Self Gratification!



14 hours of Sci-Fi Movie Madness.

4050 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago, IL 60641

April 28, 2012 - Noon 'til late!

Kelli Maroney (Night of the Comet, Chopping Mall,
Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Not of this Earth) in Person!

Doors Open at 11am.

Current Film Line-Up:

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (The Classic Corman Original!)
THE LAST STARFIGHTER (80's Awesomeness!)
12 MONKEYS (Terry Gilliam's Modern Masterpiece!)
NIGHT OF THE COMET (with star Kelli Maroney in Person!)
ATTACK THE BLOCK (Monster Mayhem!)
THE THEATRE BIZARRE (Midwest Premiere!)

Plus - Another feature coming soon!

Short films & Trailers include:

"Under The Table" - Short film by Darren Callahan
"Devil In My Ride" - Trailer by Gary Michael Schultz
"Scary Ghost" - Leo O'Connell

Plus: Vendor Tables, Prizes, Surprises and a live charity
auction for Vital Bridges (!!!

Tickets are $20 presale at brownpapertickets:

$24 day of show at the door.

Pay once - Come and go as you like!

Free Parking in the Sears Lot around the corner.

Films, Guests & Start Times Are Subject To Change.
No Refunds, No Returns.

For more info:

Topless Thursday Has Arrived!

This'll help you wake up!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012