"Monster Cuties," The Newest Merchandising Sensation that ALL the Kids Are Talking About!!!

Well, at least that's the goal.

Every day I ponder,

"What can I draw that will be so popular that it will be reproduced

on every piece of crap for sale at Walmart, Target and Sears?"

Here's my newest effort, a series of your favorite monster/horror/spooky themes,

all rendered as sweet as bag of sugar.

I'd like to spend my days just lying on my hammock sipping

7-Up's and vodka only rising to cash the residual checks.

If you're a bigshot that can make this dream come true,

just give my people a call.