Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
THE 'M.O'C Tattoos Review' WINNER IS….
Daughter Kieran picked a number from 1 to 30 and declared #10 the champion! We counted back from the most recent posted review and it landed on whoever the heck this person is-
"Sorry! an unexpected c@meron has occurred! (Las Vegas, NV)"
-let me know your name and address and look soon for 7 usps carriers struggling to heft the prize package to your doorstep!
Two For Tuesday!
"Mitch, what do you do with all that money you have?" I'm often asked.
Well, I sure don't accrue my leverage holdings into noncumulative REIT day order equity growth stocks! Ha Ha!
…that's a joke that really gets the fellers at the Club guffawing!
What I've done with my pocket change is liven up the Mitch Manor with two full time official greeters (you might have to duck slightly when entering the front door)!
Monday, February 27, 2012
OUCH!
A 'Back to School' Monday!
I failed my final exam Friday, and now I have to retake the class! :-(
If you ever want to know where this DOESN'T go, I'll be happy to tell you.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
The Holy Mountain theatrical trailer
Went with son Leo to the midnight screening of The Holy Mountain at the Music Box Theatre last night. Some times you have to make excuses for an older film, like "I know you've seen this kind of stuff before, but this was groundbreaking at the time."
Not with Holy Mountain!
Every scene is a crazy upside down rethought out vision that'll keep you wide awake, even if it is 4 hours past your (aka "my") bedtime. I got worried about 15 minutes in if it was just going to be a montage of weirdness, but no, there's a story too! Plus, it's the kind of film that'll get your creative juices flowing. It makes you appreciate, if you're in anyway involved in the arts, what a joy and thrill it is to be able to start with thin air, and have the ability to pull out something amazing.
Leo and I agree, 4 stars! And, if you can, see it on the big screen!
L@@K What You'll Win!
OMG!
Prizes! Prizes! Prizes!
This weekend, please slap a 5 star review on the "Mitch O'Connell Tattoos" book on Amazon.
As a "thank-you", I will pick one review randomly on Monday and send the winner a prize box of EVERYTHING M.O'C (flash, artwork, trinkets, posters and MORE)!
Some joker just gave it a ONE star rating.
He MUST be crushed under a avalanche of positive feedback!
Just follow this link….
http://www.amazon.com/Tattoos-Mitch-OConnell/dp/0867196726/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
Saturday, February 25, 2012
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!
This weekend, please slap a 5 star review on the "Mitch O'Connell Tattoos" book on Amazon.
As a "thank-you", I will pick one review randomly on Monday and send the winner a prize box of EVERYTHING M.O'C (flash, artwork, trinkets, posters and MORE)!
Some joker just gave it a ONE star rating.
He MUST be crushed under a avalanche of positive feedback!
Just follow this link….
http://www.amazon.com/Tattoos-Mitch-OConnell/dp/0867196726/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
WIN! WIN! WIN!
FUN! FUN! FUN!
This weekend, please slap a 5 star review on the "Mitch O'Connell Tattoos" book on Amazon.
As a "thank-you", I will pick one review randomly on Monday and send the winner a prize box of EVERYTHING M.O'C (flash, artwork, trinkets, posters and MORE)!
Some joker just gave it a ONE star rating.
He MUST be crushed under a avalanche of positive feedback!
Just follow this link….
http://www.amazon.com/Tattoos-Mitch-OConnell/dp/0867196726/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
Proper Letter Writing Etiquette!
Found a letter I wrote to my Grandparents (it seems mainly remind them that my birthday was coming up), but I especially like how I signed it.
From now on I'll be bringing back "Love from all the people," feel free to do the same!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Higher Learning!
That's not what I meant by "I've got wood"!
G'nite everyone. you've been a great crowd!
Make sure to tip your waitstaff!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Valentine Glitter Graphics!
Courtesy of the magically talented Colleen Truscott Fry- you can now send glittery M.O'C valentines to your sweetheart!
Just click on the links to see your choices in all their sparkly glory!
Monday, February 13, 2012
Keep Voting!
If I may be so bold-
Since the country is in a voting mood, the Rondo Awards are here!
While you're picking my Rue Morgue John Waters illustration in the Best Magazine Cover category (#16), why the heck not vote for me as best artist too (#28)?!
Please follow the link and cast your ballot…
And the winner Is...
A message from Rue Morgue Magazine!
My John Waters cover was nominated for a Rondo Award (it's a big deal, take my word)!
Now, in order to win, they need your vote!
Just follow the link, scroll down to the covers, and pick mine (actually choosing the "best" one is beside the point)!
We thank you!
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
The Top 100 Most Strange, Odd, Perplexing and Unintentionally Funny Vintage Valentine Cards EVER!
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| THIS JUST IN! See the new UPDATED Valentine Blog @http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2013/01/unintentionally-hilarious-vintage.html |
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| Part of the "Find the Penis" series! From now on referred to as "FTP"! |
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| FTP :-) |
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| FTP |
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| FTP! |
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Just in time to send to your Valentine sweetheart ...for FREE! A huge selection of the offbeat, inappropriate, outlandish, bizarre, sexist, eccentric and far-out funny cards, all collected in one place ...for YOU (with love)!
And fellers- these go great for gift giving with my new book! Just tryin' to help you out…
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| Whenever you see a hot dog, just assume "FTP"! |
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| FTP! |
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| FTP! |
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| From now on you'll have to figure out the FTP's on your own! |
The word "cock" is in there- that's funny!
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| Batman has a difficult time expressing his feelings. |
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| Sometimes only a card can express how you truly feel inside. |
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| Everyone would like a little ass on Valentines Day! That's right- I said it! |
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| That's not my temperature! ZING! I'm out of control! |
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| For my "a little bit country" friends. I can count at least five "wrongs". How 'bout you? Not judging, jus' sayin'! |
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| If they'd listen, we wouldn't have this problem. The men that is. |
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| Only because I firmly believe that Yams should be the official spokesvegetable for Valentines Day. |
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| Ye olden days, when children were encouraged to play in abandoned refrigerators. |
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