|THIS JUST IN!|
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|Part of the "Find the Penis" series!|
From now on referred to as "FTP"!
|Whenever you see a hot dog, just assume "FTP"!|
|From now on you'll have to figure out the FTP's on your own!|
The word "cock" is in there- that's funny!
|Batman has a difficult time expressing his feelings.|
|Sometimes only a card can express how you truly feel inside.|
|Everyone would like a little ass on Valentines Day!|
That's right- I said it!
|That's not my temperature!|
I'm out of control!
|For my "a little bit country" friends.|
I can count at least five "wrongs". How 'bout you?
Not judging, jus' sayin'!
|If they'd listen, we wouldn't have this problem. The men that is.|
|Only because I firmly believe that Yams|
should be the official spokesvegetable for Valentines Day.
|Ye olden days, when children were encouraged to play in abandoned refrigerators.|