Friday, February 10, 2012

The Top 100 Most Strange, Odd, Perplexing and Unintentionally Funny Vintage Valentine Cards EVER!

THIS JUST IN!
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UPDATED
Valentine Blog @http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2013/01/unintentionally-hilarious-vintage.html

Part of the "Find the Penis" series!
From now on referred to as "FTP"!

FTP :-)



FTP 





FTP!








Just in time to send to your Valentine sweetheart ...for FREE! A huge selection of the offbeat, inappropriate, outlandish, bizarre, sexist, eccentric and far-out funny cards, all collected in one place ...for YOU (with love)!
And fellers- these go great for gift giving with my new book! Just tryin' to help you out…
FTP!








FTP!













FTP!



Whenever you see a hot dog, just assume "FTP"!

FTP!

FTP!




From now on you'll have to figure out the FTP's on your own!





















The word "cock" is in there- that's funny!


Batman has a difficult time expressing his feelings.
Sometimes only a card can express how you truly feel inside.



Everyone would like a little ass on Valentines Day!
That's right- I said it!


That's not my temperature!
ZING!
I'm out of control!


For my "a little bit country" friends.
I can count at least five "wrongs". How 'bout you?
Not judging, jus' sayin'!
FYI

www.mitchoconnell.com

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If they'd listen, we wouldn't have this problem. The men that is.





Only because I firmly believe that Yams
should be the official spokesvegetable for Valentines Day.


Ye olden days, when children were encouraged to play in abandoned refrigerators.








24 comments:

  1. so many cards, so many dubl entendres!

    I-)

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  2. wonderfully disturbing

    -johan,sweden

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  3. Top 100, or Top 34?

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  4. Wondering why you put your url on the bottom of each image. To me, it kind of implies you "own" the images - though you may own the cards, you didn't create the images, so it seems odd...

    Great collection, though!

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  5. Yes, I don't own the images (since, of course, you can drag them off and send them anywhere), but I would like people to know my blog exists, hence the url. If someone really dislikes the bit of type, I made sure it's outside the image area, and not interfering with the artwork, so you can simply crop it out.
    And as for the previous comment, yes, just 34 at the moment! I have a few blogs, Batman, Frankenstein, etc (listed below) that keep on growing and growing with crazy images. I start out by just proclaiming 100 (or a thousand) like a carnival barker's "come on". Who knows? One day each of these may have well beyond 1000!

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/underwear-is-fun-to-wear-top-1000.html

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/top-1000-hottest-hot-dogs-weirdest.html

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/top-1000-photos-of-sexist-thang-in-town.html

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/females-with-furry-things-top-100.html

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2011/12/brace-yourself-for-100-most-bizarre.html

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2011/12/top-fifty-freakiest-frankenstein-fotos.html

    http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2011/12/crazy-chimps-monkey-mischief-and.html

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  6. I mentioned this post here,
    http://www.flickr.com/groups/vintage_advertising/discuss/72157629258095247/

    Great post, great blog!

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  7. you did great..thank you...some people have to negative and find fault in everthing...

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  8. For the "Must I Hammer It In" one, am I the only one who thought of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog?

    "The Hammer is my penis."

    lmfao

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  9. Your blog is amazing-- just came across it today, and I'm really excited about all the reading I get to do now. Love this kind of thing.

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  10. THX! Much appreciated!
    Love sharing the oddball things I come across!

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  11. Kelli - YES! Totally a Dr Horrible moment.
    Mitch - these are so horribly hysterical!

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  12. Damn!
    I knew I should have gone to a normal college instead of art school!
    :-)

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  13. http://www.retronaut.co/2012/02/vintage-valentine-wtf/

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  14. Once again great post. You seem to have a good understanding of these themes.When I entering your blog,I felt this . Come on and keep writting your blog will be more attractive. To Your Success!
    my computer has something wrong!
    maybe it does't update for a long time.

    Classic Dresses
    Classic Bridesmaid Dresses
    Wedding Dresses with Sleeves

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  15. wow...its great post...thanks

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  16. Thanks for this great post it was very informative and helped me with my own project I am attempting to complete.

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  17. Hello, is this exact blog is your only domain or you also have some others?

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  18. All the images are looking fantastic thanks for the sharing.

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  19. Just for the hey of it, I will be posting free tattoo designs
    at the new "mitchoconnellart" on Instagram.
    And scantily clad cheerleaders.
    And kittens riding hot air balloons.
    And whatever else it takes to get 1,000,000 followers!

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  20. They look strange yeah but would still love to try any of them along with my cute Valentines day quotes. looking forward to more of your collections on any occasion dear. :)
    good day always..

    -Meow-
    http://meowchie.snydle.com/valentines-day-sayings.html

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