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| THIS JUST IN! See the new UPDATED Valentine Blog @http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2013/01/unintentionally-hilarious-vintage.html |
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| Part of the "Find the Penis" series! From now on referred to as "FTP"! |
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Just in time to send to your Valentine sweetheart ...for FREE! A huge selection of the offbeat, inappropriate, outlandish, bizarre, sexist, eccentric and far-out funny cards, all collected in one place ...for YOU (with love)!
And fellers- these go great for gift giving with my new book! Just tryin' to help you out…
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| Whenever you see a hot dog, just assume "FTP"! |
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| From now on you'll have to figure out the FTP's on your own! |
The word "cock" is in there- that's funny!
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| Batman has a difficult time expressing his feelings. |
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| Sometimes only a card can express how you truly feel inside. |
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| Everyone would like a little ass on Valentines Day! That's right- I said it! |
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| That's not my temperature! ZING! I'm out of control! |
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| For my "a little bit country" friends. I can count at least five "wrongs". How 'bout you? Not judging, jus' sayin'! |
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| If they'd listen, we wouldn't have this problem. The men that is. |
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| Only because I firmly believe that Yams should be the official spokesvegetable for Valentines Day. |
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| Ye olden days, when children were encouraged to play in abandoned refrigerators. |
so many cards, so many dubl entendres!
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fantastic finds!
ReplyDeletewonderfully disturbing
ReplyDelete-johan,sweden
Top 100, or Top 34?
ReplyDeleteWondering why you put your url on the bottom of each image. To me, it kind of implies you "own" the images - though you may own the cards, you didn't create the images, so it seems odd...
ReplyDeleteGreat collection, though!
Yes, I don't own the images (since, of course, you can drag them off and send them anywhere), but I would like people to know my blog exists, hence the url. If someone really dislikes the bit of type, I made sure it's outside the image area, and not interfering with the artwork, so you can simply crop it out.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for the previous comment, yes, just 34 at the moment! I have a few blogs, Batman, Frankenstein, etc (listed below) that keep on growing and growing with crazy images. I start out by just proclaiming 100 (or a thousand) like a carnival barker's "come on". Who knows? One day each of these may have well beyond 1000!
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/underwear-is-fun-to-wear-top-1000.html
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/top-1000-hottest-hot-dogs-weirdest.html
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/top-1000-photos-of-sexist-thang-in-town.html
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/01/females-with-furry-things-top-100.html
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2011/12/brace-yourself-for-100-most-bizarre.html
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2011/12/top-fifty-freakiest-frankenstein-fotos.html
http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2011/12/crazy-chimps-monkey-mischief-and.html
I mentioned this post here,
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/groups/vintage_advertising/discuss/72157629258095247/
Great post, great blog!
you did great..thank you...some people have to negative and find fault in everthing...
ReplyDeleteFor the "Must I Hammer It In" one, am I the only one who thought of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog?
ReplyDelete"The Hammer is my penis."
lmfao
Your blog is amazing-- just came across it today, and I'm really excited about all the reading I get to do now. Love this kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteTHX! Much appreciated!
ReplyDeleteLove sharing the oddball things I come across!
Kelli - YES! Totally a Dr Horrible moment.
ReplyDeleteMitch - these are so horribly hysterical!
100 huh?
ReplyDeleteHow is 30 the same as a hundred?
ReplyDeleteDamn!
ReplyDeleteI knew I should have gone to a normal college instead of art school!
:-)
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/02/vintage-valentine-wtf/
ReplyDeletewow...its great post...thanks
ReplyDeleteThanks for this great post it was very informative and helped me with my own project I am attempting to complete.
ReplyDeleteHello, is this exact blog is your only domain or you also have some others?
ReplyDeleteAmazing post....thanks for sharing..!! Plastic cards printing
ReplyDeleteAll the images are looking fantastic thanks for the sharing.
ReplyDeleteJust for the hey of it, I will be posting free tattoo designs
ReplyDeleteat the new "mitchoconnellart" on Instagram.
And scantily clad cheerleaders.
And kittens riding hot air balloons.
And whatever else it takes to get 1,000,000 followers!
They look strange yeah but would still love to try any of them along with my cute Valentines day quotes. looking forward to more of your collections on any occasion dear. :)
ReplyDeletegood day always..
-Meow-
http://meowchie.snydle.com/valentines-day-sayings.html
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