Monday, December 5, 2016

Vincent Price Forever!

News Alert from Creepy Co.!
Our officially licensed Vincent Price "Macabre" shirt is a colorful homage to the Master himself. Modeled after vintage magic playbills, the art is by the incomparable Lord of Lowbrow, Mitch O'Connell!
Quantities are limited for the initial run, so be ready!

Here's a pretty full reveal of the 4 color ways that will be available as part of our officially licensed Vincent Price micro capsule collection. Goes on sale Tuesday, December 6th @ 4pm Central). The "Classic" color way will be available for individual purchase, while the 3 special variants are part of a "blind bag" option: you won't know what you're getting until you open it! Supplies are limited for this first release. Plan to buy right away for Holiday gifting!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Make Your Very Own Knit Beer Can Hat! Bringing Back the Iconic Fedora of the 70s!

Elite fancy foofoo fashion fans are in awe of the superstars of the industry, Ralph Lauren, Giorgio Armani, Coco Chanel,  Bob Mackie, Oscar de la Renta are but a few that have been revered and rewarded. But there is one iconic trendsetter who remains unheralded. Her name is not on the labels of her famous fedoras. Her chapeaus are not worn on the runways of Paris while celebrities stand and clap.
This innovator of beautiful beer bonnets finally needs to be brought into the limelight, and her name is Evelyn Richardson, the inventor of the Aluminum Can Hat!
Not much is know this artistic genius. Her short bio in the 1975 instruction pamphlet says:
"As an important part of living after the death of her husband, Evelyn's enthusiasm for crocheted hats and purses began by turning discarded plastic bottles into lovely useful items which then led eventually into the use of aluminum cans. Evelyn discovered that aluminum cans offered her a greater variety of colors and design and were always available from her son and his friends who collected them on weekend trips."
What follows are her guides to knit your own can hats, and you might possibly be inspired to come up with your own patterns from her teachings. Helpful hint- try and use old thicker cans from before the 90s for more sturdy apparel.
Also, if you're so inclined, I would really like a complete Schlitz suit!

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Donald Trump's Top 10 Books for Children!

For immediate release from 'Trump For President' headquarters:
Donald Trump Reads to the Kids at a daycare/school near you!

People have told Trump and he's heard stories that Hillary steals babies books
and runs over children that are leaving the library.
She is THE DEVIL!!!
On the other hand, God's choice to lead our country, Trump loves children!
He's bringing his favorite childhood books that 

shaped his upbringing to inspire young minds to Make America Great Again!