Saturday, September 1, 2018

The NEWEST M.O'C Trump T-SHIRT!


I can't just sit around and wait for Muller to issue his report,
it looks like it's up to me to alert the American people to the truth!
Pick up my newest piece of political commentary@
https://mitchoconnell.threadless.com/



Monday, August 27, 2018

Miniature Golf with the Creature from the Black Lagoon!


I Heart Putt-Putt Golf!
To get more of that thought, visit my previous blog-
But on this day, fellow Superstar artist Ron Murphy took Aiden and I to
mini-golf at the Sugar Grove Family Fun Center.
Since it was 95 out, we weren't worried about playing every hole, but just surviving to 18.
Turns out the most skilled player was the youngest with the only hole-in-one of the afternoon.
Next time, pool and go-karts!























Beachwear Beercan Beauty! Attention Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition!

One more off the Beach Bucket list-
matching chrochet beer can outfits!
Backstory-
I'm always buying old crochet beer can hats, and knowing this, fellow artist 
Kirsten Easthope (aka Quentin Deluxe) upped the ante by surprising me with beer can vests hand made from 'Gifted Acorn Crafts'.
I took the ball and went for the touchdown by also commissioning beer can shorts.

Just another day of being the talk of the beach!
All praise goes to my ever suffering photographer/daughter Kieran O'Connell and the fashion prowess of etsy.com/shop/giftedacorn!


Do You Dare Enter 'Scott’s Vintage Antiques and Collectibles'?!

If you find yourself anywhere near Aurora, Il., have your first fun stop be Scott’s Vintage Antiques and Collectibles! If you like to peruse items that previously might only be found in sideshows, haunted mansions and in your nightmares, Scott’s is the place for you! Just head off to 105 S River Rd, and with the half dozen freaky creatures posed in front of the house of horrors, it can’t be missed! Owner Scott is like your favorite uncle. Well, maybe just an uncle. An odd uncle that no one has heard from for quite a few years, but if something horrible happened to him and he had ended up in jail, you wouldn’t be surprised.
In this case it turned out he's running Scott’s Vintage Antiques and Collectibles!
                                     https://www.facebook.com/scottsvintage/






















Thursday, August 9, 2018

The Trump Tijuana Bible! Naughty Cartoon Sexual Hi-Jinks in the Oral Office! NSFW!


'Tijuana Bibles’ or ‘8-Pagers’ were palm-sized pornographic comic books produced from the 1920s to the early 1960s. The usually crudely drawn hardcore thrusting and pumping was illustrated by anonymous artists, and produced in secret printing facilities, as these spunky pen and ink hi-jinks violated about 20 different ye olden laws. Their popularity peaked during the Great Depression era selling millions of ‘under the counter’ copies. 
These were were obscene parodies of popular newspaper comic strips of the day, such as "Blondie", "Dick Tracy” and "Little Orphan Annie". Others had popular movie stars and sports stars of the day going at it hot and heavy such as Mae WestClark Gable and Joe Louis, and some had famous gangsters and politicians getting it on every which way from Sunday.
Well I thought those were just memories from a bygone era, until I came across a source while taking my annual Tijuana vacation and bought all the store had, which was a boxful of little porno pamphlets called “Donald Trump in 'Why Does It Always Rain On Me’?”
It’s 8 (not including covers) sweaty 3" by 4 1/4" pages of palm pounding fun as our President and the lovely Superstar Stormy Daniels (plus a
 surprise love interest) get it up, get down and get it on!
MUCH TOO SHOCKING to be reproduced here!
I’m sure it’s already been smuggled across the border before I came across it, and there may be other new titles available, but I’m happy to
 share the stash I’ve got of this one with YOU!

Just check it out in my Etsy shop @
https://www.etsy.com/listing/621115970/nsfw-the-trump-tijuana-bible
Examples from the 1000's of Ye olden titillating Tijuana funnies!
I'll NEVER give away the exact location of my source
(unless it involves jail time or any sort of fine)!
How did this photo get in here?!

Using the Freedom of Information Act, I was able to obtain FBI sketches based on eyewitness accounts of what Artist/Writer "I.P. Freely" might look like!

Or could be this feller...
Or maybe this guy...

Smugglers have be caught sneaking the erotic pamphlets through customs in hollowed out copies of "Trump, The Art of the Deal"!

When I think of a World with one less copy of the Best Book Ever for our schoolchildren to read, it just turns my stomach!
Photo of dangerous left leaning liberal smugglers caught at the border with thousands of Tijuana Bibles!
They will NEVER destroy America's respect for our favorite President!
BUILD THE WALL!
An artist sketch of the possible owners of the pornographic Tijuana publishing company!
This just in!
The only know photograph of the possible publishers, and kidnapped innocent American children, forced to staple together their disgusting X-Rated smut!
Order @
https://www.etsy.com/listing/621115970/nsfw-the-trump-tijuana-bible