Tuesday, June 5, 2012

FREE! Your very own downloadable Father's Day Card!

Free!!
This years Father's Day Card!
Just follow the link and download the two 8.5 by 11 inch images. Then simply print them on both sides of a sheet of paper. Next, fold it in half and sign. Now all you have to do is mail 'em off (yes, you have to do some of the work)!
You're welcome!
http://www.yousendit.com/download/QlVpaklnQ3QzMW1xV2NUQw
PS- When signing your Father's Day card, please avoid using any variation of the phrases, "World's Best" or "World's Greatest."
I already have been awarded those titles.



Sunday, June 3, 2012

And Now it's All Ladies Skate!

This Day in History!
In 1949 a proposed chain of doctor owned "Skateway To Health" roller skating rinks sadly never made it past it's flagship location in Chester, Pennsylvania. It's revolutionary difference? They offered free gynecological examinations! Complaints were many, including many woman couldn't hold that leg up skating position for as long as was needed and an overabundance of gentleman that seemed to have no interest in skating.

Proof That Unicorns Exist!

Leo and I were walking in the park and saw that one had obviously been wounded.
I hope the 'lil feller's ok!

Decisions, Decisions!

Busy day redecorating. 
Vestibule, foyer, woodworking room, home chapel, hot tub nook or rumpus room?

Loud and Proud!

We should have called this press announcement last week before DC Comics stole the limelight, but M.O'C Enterprises has made Peaches McNutty, the mitchoconnell.blogspot.com spokesman for the last 25 years, gay.
It will be business as usual at the blog. The changes made would merely be aspects of McNuttys life, they would not define him.
"He's an interesting, complex character that I think people will respond to on many levels. He's the epitome of heroism. And I hope that he's a positive representation of a gay man." says Mitch O'Connell president of Mitch O'Connelll enterprises, owner of mitchoconnell.blogspot.com.



PS Keep your fingers crossed we get as much press as the Green Lantern did!

VOTE!


Out of my many designs for my brother-in-laws campaign, one has been selected!
I hope you're sitting down, because this one is so revolutionary you'll need to prepare yourself. The average person might not notice it, but there are some very subtle references that hint at the American flag and patriotism. It's called "thinking outside the box" son!
So, if you live in Kansas, make sure to vote for Tobias.
And if you don't reside in the Sunflower State, move.