|What back yard couldn't use the "I'll be your friend" Mr. Ronald McDonald?!|
Just locate the missing bench and you'll have the perfect sitting spot for what used to be lonely bbq's!
|Dress? Table? Hat? Cupcake? Nope! It's a beautiful lampshade!|
I wish I could have seen the rest of the home this came from!
|Only after I left I realized I'd never find frames this gaudy again!|
|All CB Radio inspired songs are strange,|
but this wins as one of the most horrifying (look it up and take a listen)!
|A touch of class could be added to your trailer!|
|The flea market. Where 'PC' was created.|
|I've added the terms "Aw Nertz!" and|
"That's For You!" to my witty repartee!
|I have 7. One for every day of the week.|
|I liked this painting an thought it was well worth the $3!|
|I love the great package design!|
|This is a 6 hour process for Mrs. O'Connell.|
|I don't want to know the details of how he "Made this beer"!|
|How I've furnished my home with the best in Fine Art.|
Well, as 'Fine' as $20 and under will get me!
|AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! You got me!|
You can't beat western figures that are molded with gunshot exit wounds!
|Yes, a real stuffed zebra!|
|Fun drawing board for the youngest O'Connell.|
|I agree! Pizza always deserves two exclamation points!|
|Flea market food trucks.|
When you want a light refreshing meal on a sunny hot crowded day.
|Two hands, no waiting!|
Life gets lonely on the range.
|A 3ft tall Garfield alarm clock.|
If I didn't already have 2 of 'em, I would have snapped it up!
|Where I'll find great graphics to swipe and use in my own art.|
That's how you write off purchases on your taxes!
|Next year I'm setting up!|
|The Vegas Gambling Board likes to get 'em started young!|
|"Will inflate to fifteen inches' used to be the headline of my Match.com profile!|
|The magical era where a middle aged Barnabas Collins|
could also be the teen idol of 14 year old girls.
|I've been to a Donkey Party, but I don't remember it being exactly like this.|
|If you had "Giant stuffed frog dressed in sexy leopard lingerie,|
stockings and wearing a cowboy hat over a Rick James inspired wig on your shopping list,
you would have been very happy!
|What happens in the corn field, stays in the corn field!|
|This item has a very limited customer base.|
|'70s graphics are the best!|
|A stack of art that the seller informed me was done by an artist that is now dead, therefore making it much more valuable.|
I'm going to hold off that strategy for my own career.
|I had that same jacket in 1990.|
|These look great in my back yard!|
|Finally! A sport that is age appropriate for me!|
|The 80s had to have been the most creative period in fine art!|
Or was that 'most prolific period in motel art'?
|These are banks. Your spare change goes between the cheeks.|
If you ever need a 'conversation starter..."!
|Back when labels weren't designed by committee.|
|They're a little too excited to see The Bubble Gum Kid.|
Just a nonjudgmental observation!
|Still trying to figure out if these are "Do" or "Don't" posters.|
|Another example of "You'll NEVER know what you'll find"!|
|It'll scare the s**t out of you!|
|I'm holding these for the Second Coming.|
|FOUR!!! Get off the green!|
|I can't decide on adding them to the living room or dining room.|
|You think your day is tough.|
At least they haven't drilled a lamp in your head.
|Another of the many, "Hey! I had that as a kid"!|
|In the city, this helps thieves locate your money.|
|Dented, mildew, rust, scratches, mold and stained.|
|Flea markets, your #1 source for velvet paintings!|
|Some say the flea market is haunted by the ghost of a one eyed clown.|
I say they're full of....
|The flea maker is also your #1 location for unicorn art!|
|My parties were always a bore, until I read this book and added 'dramatic' to my doilies!|
Now I'm the hit of high society!
|A bag of clown heads!|
Always good news!
|Learn how to spin plates!|
Classes every hour on the hour.
|If I had a tree in the yard...|
|Produced by Johnny Walker.|
|Sometimes it's not always blissful at the market. This vendor started throwing his shoes in every direction until security calmed him down. I guess it was just one too many people asking him "What's your best price on this?"!|
|I remember this from 'Aliens'!|
|Best welders helmet ever!|
|Yes, I got them all.|
I have an illness!
|For holding my thing.|
|Kong loves her for her personality.|
|Bring me the head of Ronald McDonald!|
|Little known fact! Reservoir Dogs was a remake of a little seen 60s all female movie!|
|It's a 'left'!|
|The flea market, where you can just relax and be yourself!|
|Oh those crazy hillbillies!|
|Photo albums! Often a treasure trove!|
|If you ever go to the flea market together, I'll be insisting on matching hats.|
|Be still my heart!|
|When two folks want the same item at the market!|
|The lamp you notice right before the chloroform soaked rag goes over your face.|
|Taxidermy niche 'I have to pee' humorous theme.|
|The brief phase in the '80s when all the kids were wearing the teen idol 'Roy" masks!|
|Sometimes the vendors can take care of the comedy without my help!|
|For the fair weather fan.|
|I ONLY purchase gifts that have been approved by Miss America!|
|I'll take all four, just to be on the safe side!|
|'Easy Rider' magazine. Kindof the Anti 'Ms." magazine.|
|It feels like a pickle!|
|Smuggled out of Area 51!|
The truth is out there!
|Look! "I did it myself!"|
Even woman can make art!
|Always happy to spy a new addition to the 'cactus penis planter"!|
|A mix-tape of "Woman's Screams."|
Do I alert the police?
Back when babies drinking liquor was hilarious!
|Kid's say the darndest things!|
From a series of 2' tall greeting cards.
|Sometimes you're just amazed that things was sitting untouched for 60+ years, |
and now they're yours for $3
|Kids art stuck between the pages!|
|A wig on a vacuum cleaner.|
|The eyelashes are what makes it!|
|As fun as a basketful of Jesus's!|
|More men being exploited!|
What is wrong with our society?!
|I had to get rid of it after the marriage,|
|Elvis, are you feeling alright?|
|Why happens when you don't pay the extra fee for Peter Falk's likeness.|
You hardly notice it!
|The art of shell and google eye figurines is alive and well at the flea market!|
|We'll let you go with a warning.|
|Judging by their expressions, I think they've read 'Oral Sex and the Law'!|
|A modest young lady.|
|I swear this is just how I found it.|
|Truth in advertising.|
|Seems like Trump tweeted the description of this one.|
|From David Lynch's children's room.|
|The most interesting guy in the Yearbook.|
|On the 7th day, God created clowns!|
|Everyone's a winner!|
|Before photoshop they just left the poop in the photo.|
|From the North Pole version of "Sister Wives"!|
|The 'flicker lips' is what makes it!|
|Now I'll never have to go to the dentist again!|
|What happens when you stick your nose where you shouldn't oughta!|
|I now will be focusing all my energy at craft fairs and church bazaars.|
|Everything AND the kitchen sink!|
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Get a job!
|Just because you're up early, doesn't me you can't look your best!|
|Excuse me, I'm looking for any paintings of nude men hand gliding.|
|"All Wow!" wins as best advertising slogan of the day!|
|"Head caved in, otherwise mint condition!"|
|Thanks to the flea market, now I'm always fashionable!|
If I'm at the supermarket or the opera, I'll be the best dressed!
|For the ladies!|
|Finally I can relate to Jesus!|
|The brief 'Get Rich Quick' as a Mime craze!|
|I got this one!|
|Even if you have no possible use for them,|
how could you leave 1000s of stickers for 'adult only' 70s cassettes behind at the flea market?
So now I include them with every order at-
|He just couldn't take it anymore.|
If no one is going to buy me then life just isn't worth living!
|If I had any empty 8' section of wall space, I'd be tempted to nail up this light-up piece of wonderful badness.|
|No body shaming allowed at the flea market!|
|From the amazing 'Pink Lady and Jeff' 70s tv show.|
One of the most amazing hours of television ever produced.
|I'm pretty sure it's a rat.|
|The flea market is a Good Taste Free zone!|
|You can even get the 'fell off the truck' merchandise at the market.|
This was next to the white doctor baby and indian 7-11 owner baby diaper packs.
|Kids, NEVER talk to the giant bear clown!|
Helpful advice from Uncle Mitch!
|I had a dog that used to scoot across the carpet.|
I had to throw out the carpet.
|"A Touch of Class" is the only phrase I can think of to describe these.|
|Jimmy was last seen with an orange haired man wearing a red striped puffy outfit!|
|One word, 'Supercuts"!|
|I used to bring this on first dates.|
|Just passing the time!|
|Not for 'lil Jimmy!|
|I don't want to know what this trophy is for!|
|The girls always go for a Zither Man!|
|Ye olden advertising, when you sold your products any which way you damn well pleased!|