Simply Sweetness!

Thanks to Brett Strong for commissioning a painting of his lovely daughter surrounded by some of her favorite things.
It's easy to hire me.
You ask me to paint something.
I say I'll get to it right away.
You listen to 8 months of excuses why it's taking so long (many of them true).
As soon as you've forgotten that you've ever asked me in the first place, it's done!