The Art of the Sell!

First I rolled my eyes, now I'm going to give the artist all the credit in the world (when your name is Richard Hunt, I'm sure you've been hassled enough). If you ever want to get funding that a committee has to decide on for your public sculpture, call it something horribly inanely "inspiring" like "We Will".
I remember a fellow art school student who painted "I Am" in huge letters on his portfolio. You'd have to hold yourself back from tossing him out the window.
I ran out of Diet Coke and now everyone is going to suffer!