Flea Market Finds!

Took a break with pals Ron and Mike to hit the Wisconsin Elkhorn flea market. My beginning ritual is to stand at the entrance, raise my arms, and announce the rules.
"Dealers! Don't sell anything until I've taken a look at it first!"
"Buyers! Don't purchase anything until I've taken a look at it! On second thought, don't buy anything even after I've taken a look at it because I might change my mind and go back for it!"
"In short, everyone go home!!!"