Lost and Not Found.
DC Comics has looked through/in/around all their nooks and crannies, resulting in the official deceleration of these two unpublished paintings as "lost". The good news was that they were nice enough to cut me a check for "My very valuable artwork that I could have easily sold for many thousands of dollars!!!"
The hard part was keeping a straight face while saying that.
So, if you see them being offered from the back of a van, please make a citizen's arrest and mail the pieces to me.
But don't tell DC.
I'm not returning that check!
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