The instructions for the "Shut Up" candle, once lit, promise to stop any person who tries to "harras, harm, or impair me in any way through rumors or gossip" ending with the solution of "If you continue to bother me with evil tongues I will destroy your character to those around you."
Luckily, being so lovable and only having folks say the sweetest things about me, I have no need put the Bic to the wick!
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