Hot Off The Press!

"Well!"
(pause)
"My, look at this!"
(1...2...3)"
A WHOLE page!!"
(stew)
"HELLO!! Is anyone listening?!"
(simmering while sound of crickets is heard)
"GODAMN IT PEOPLE! MY ART TAKES UP THE COMPLETE FRONT PAGE!!!"

Apparently Mitch needs attention every blessed second!