Young aspiring artists often ask,
"Mr. O'Connell, how come you're perfect?"
"Good Question Bobbie/Susie!" I respond, "Take it from Big Mitch, forget that art school/practice/learn crap. Just get yourself one of these aerosol spray bad boys and everything'll be gravy!"
pssst ... are the 'lil squirts gone?
Good!
Between you and me, the other side of the can says "Aerosal De Poder Atraccion", so it's really for snaring a mate (don't know why JC is the spokesmodel).
Do you think I really need the competition of other annoying artists?
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