Ladies often say to me, "Mitch, can I buy you another drink?" and "Your writing is so clever and creative, how did you learn to be so ... so ... AMAZING?!"
"That's a great question, sexy blue eyes", I respond in my whispery deep voice. "Why don't we go back to my apartment to ... discuss it?"
Needless to say, I never got around to answering her question (wink), but I will tell you!
I didn't "learn" to be so amazing, I was BORN with the ability to weave words, write humorous hyperbole and pen pithy phrases. I believe this early example of my genius will easily attest to that fact...
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