Flea Market Treasure!

Salt 'n Pepper Flea Market Find!
In my mind the pepper holes were in the back of Kennedy's head. When I went to look again I sadly realized that in reality they were only drilled into his back.
Couldn't Oswald just have added an extra lower shot to up the kitsch value of this collectible? Now I REALLY don't like that LeeHarvey guy!
Do the math. Tragedy + Time = Comedy!