What's That Smell?

How do I consistently smell so great?
First of all, thank you, and secondly, let me let you in on my other fragrance secret, 40 year old Avon products! Just picked up two additions to my aftershave selections, "Vantastic" and "Breaker 19" both filled with the lovely odor of "Wild Country". Like fine wine these chemical concoctions only get better with age!
For the CB inspired "Breaker 19" you can just imagine wanting to smell your best when you and your convoy good buddies pull into the highway truckstop for the evening. As for "Vantastic"... well, I think "Vantastic" says it all!