|Be the coolest dude in the hood as you hang 10 on your new|
radical Mitch O'Connell awesome deck!
I hope that sentence was relatable to my target audience.
Or, if you're over 30 and more fragile than those backward hat wearing
tattooed teens, buy 'em just to hang on the wall!
In any case, before you skip school to go to the local skateboard park,
or terrorize the elderly and decent Americans by doing your "tricks" where
people who actually work for a living are trying to walk, visit-