|We don't really need any wedding gifts, but if you INSIST, here are a few helpful suggestions.|
#1- A vintage rotating KFC bucket installed on top of our house.
|#2 A motel "Color TV" sign by the front door.|
Only because I like to rub it in the neighbors faces that we always have the
most up to date electronics at the M.O'C Manor!
|#3 Every outfit from the 1959 Fredricks of Hollywood catalog. Keep in mind that Alyson is 5' 10" and 45-25-40 (approx)- so please make sure they're all the proper fit.|
|#4 For Mitch- Since he's a Star, of course he should ONLY be wearing selections from the|
"Lew Magram -Shirtmaker to the Stars" collection.
|#5 Not that I'll need the reminder, but it'll make me even more cool|
among my buddies and result in endless hi-fives.
|#6, 7 and 8 are items I've surprisingly NEVER seen ANYWHERE!|
Start scouring your local garage sales now!
|#9 Do I have to explain how important it is to have a lifesize nude woman table? Really?|
|#10 Next time you're at Wisconsin's House on the Rock, please pick up the "Throne of Passion" for me.|
fyi- it might take 2 to carry it to the car.