Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I Give You Free Stuff (Part 2)!!

Want an $10,000* original Mitch O'Connell sexy pin-up painting- for FREE?

Of course you do!

Remember the thrilling sticker contest a few months back promoting the release of Last Gasp Publishing's hottest book "Mitch O'Connell the World's Best Artist by Mitch O'Connell"?
Folks from all over the world peppered the planet with the clown girl image and won prizes aplenty for their efforts. Feel free to reminisce @

Well this is the same thing, but with a fantastic huge 12 by 18" two sided full color poster!
One side reproduces the beloved cover, and the other side portrays the sexiest gathering of book lovers: Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Tura Satana, P.J. Soles, Wendy O. Williams, Vampira, Jayne Mansfield, Pam Grier and, a personal favorite, my fiance Alyson, all being read to by the clown girl herself.Your job? Hanging up/stapling/taping/glueing the "World's Best Artist" poster in the most creative, eye catching, visible way (yes, you can keep one for yourself)!
Then simply email me a pic, and, come September, I'll choose the winners!

"How do I get the posters?"

If you live in the USA, go to Paypal and send me $2.50 (account "") which is pretty much what it costs me just to mail a batch (guessing at least 5) of 'em to you.
If you live overseas, it just costs SO MUCH nowadays to mail things out of the country that no one would be that crazy to foot the bill for these posters, so, at least for now, the United States only.

"Mitch, you're a millionaire. Why can't you pay the postage? You suck!"

Good question!
This keeps me from dipping too deep in my money vault if I get 1000 requests. Plus, it's an extra step for you, my adoring public, and might weed out the folks that aren't really into making my life better through serious promotion.

Also, if you don't want to spend the postage,

I'll be in Artists Alley at the San Diego Comic Con (table number is HH 8)
AND Wizard World in Chicago giving them out.
Free natch!

Ist Prize! An actual PLAYBOY PIN-UP PAINTING commissioned and used my the superstar of men's mags!! $10,000 value*!
2nd Prize! A stack of M.O'C merchandise! $500 value*!
3rd Prize! A BIGGER stack of M.O'C merchandise! $600 value*!
4th Prize! An autographed photo of me nude by the Christmas tree! Priceless*!
…Wait- maybe THAT should be 1st prize!

* Price estimate completely pulled out of my ass.

Check out the Facebook Event @

…and, why not get the book yourself?
You deserve it!

How it might look in your home (if you lived in a miniature doll home)!

Front and back of the poster!

Not the exact things you'll get for prizes #2 and 3, but it'll give you a rough idea of just a few of the precious items I'll include!

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