|I spent Sunday at Elkhorn in far off Wisconsin. It started off awkwardly as much fun was made at my expense just because I happened to be wearing the same outfit as one of the first items for sale.|
|Helen Reddy has a wonderful announcement for all my Blogger friends!|
|A pair of actually very cool big frames that seem to be modeled after '50s cinema Vista-Vision 'cause the image curves like a giant movie screen. They'll soon be "Now Showing" wedding photos!|
I felt a little nostalgic finding this wee football player. He reminded me of my younger quarterback days at the clothing optional college.
HUT! HUT! HIKE!
|It's part of (I'm guessing) a homemade lawn game, and since it reminded me of Alyson, I shelled out the $5.|
Love has no price!
|I found a Birthday gift for Kewpie lovin' Alyson (don't tell her!). The downside is that it seemed to inspire a series of very unpleasant dreams for me last night.|
|If I have one regret in all my years, it's not purchasing this 6' tall Billy Ray Cyrus wall clock. My heart is still achy-breaky!|
|Something was missing over the mantlepiece.|
This craft pebble 3-D Burt Reynolds inspired piece of fine clown art would be the dream find of every interior decorator- but I got there first!
|I was quite intrigued from a distance thinking it read "Fist Clown."|
Wasn't quite as shocking after I put on my reading glasses.
|Especially appropriate for Pride Day, I spied Gabe Kaplan relaxin' pantless with an unnamed gentlemen in a vendors booth.|
I just kept walking.
|If I had purchased this, I would have owned the complete output of the 70s Amy Carter merchandising craze.|
|Found one of the incredibly rare Matchbox "Jayne Mansfield" cars from 1967. Due to protests, it was taken almost immediately off store shelves. I agree, it's completely tasteless and shame on anyone who would exploit her tragic death!|
|You're pretty much tripping over the lifesize Golden Girl Estelle Getty dolls at any flea market, but I still have a soft spot in my heart for 'em. I think just about every young gal had this toy sensation in the 80s!|
|Walking the whole morning at Elkhorn can|
burn off up to 1000 calories.
Which means you can eat guilt free at all the healthy fair options.
|At the new fangled fair restrooms the urinals squirt water on your privates when you use 'em.|
Oddly, they didn't seen to have any sinks.