Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Unintentionally Hilarious Vintage Valentine's Day Cards! See the top 100 Risque, Rude and Sexy examples of all time!

Just in time to send to your Valentine sweetheart, a huge selection of the offbeat, odd, perplexing, inappropriate, outlandish, bizarre, sexist, eccentric and far-out funny cards, all collected in one place ...for YOU (with love)!
When the artists and writers were hunched over cranking out thousands and thousands of little innocent Valentine cards to be passed out among young classmates and sweethearts, I have no idea if they ever noticed that a few had a pretty obvious double entrĂ©e meanings. But the good news for you is ...I have!

Subject matter includes anger issues, from punching, stabbing, shooting your loved one to running them over with your car. "A woman's place is in the home" themes with pots 'n pans, brooms and dust pans expressing how your heart beats for them. "Find the hidden penis" is a M.O'C Blog Valentine favorite with suggestively placed rulers, logs, bananas, balloons, rocket ships, and hot dogs showing how you really, REALLY feel! And, yes, there are a few that are funny on purpose (just for the heck of it)!

So email your favorite, or go old-school and print it out, but either way, you're sure to capture the heart of your intended (or make sure they never talk to you again)!
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  1. I am SOOOO sending the dog fart valentine to my brother. Nothing says "I love you" better than a faceful of flatulence!

  2. Great minds must really think alike as soon as I saw the dog fart I thought of my brother too!!

  3. I Cho Cho Choose You

  4. The banana blow job one is really funny.

  5. Thanks for posting these, wonderful! Where did you acquire all of these?

  6. All brothers need to get the dog fart card!

  7. why are these labelled unintentionally hilarious, can't historical things have humor?

    1. Apparently kids these days think people in the old days were always rude and prude, so no.

  8. Hot dogs everywhere! Gee, pretty subtle, huh?

  9. Loved the fishing lure card myself

  10. The Superman "Pow!" knock-out card looks like the work of Paul Reinman. Apart from that, I am speechless in horrified admiration. As a friend of mine likes to say, "It was a simpler, more natural time."

  11. Going to send these to all my BDSM pals! Thanks!

  12. These are fantastic! Several of them made me laugh out loud!!

    Purple Kitty

  13. Just for the hey of it, I will be posting free tattoo designs
    at the new "mitchoconnellart" on Instagram.
    And scantily clad cheerleaders.
    And kittens riding hot air balloons.
    And whatever else it takes to get 1,000,000 followers!