Thursday, August 18, 2011
God Bless America!
Now that I'm the official spokesman for all things pro America- I just placed an order that'll keep me properly attired 6 days of the week.
"But a week has seven days!" some of you spurt.
Like the one true God, on Sundays I rest and just stay in my skivvies.
The people that told me a week has 7 days may now leave my country.