Monday, March 29, 2010

Flea Market Find!

Flea Market Finds salutes religion!
Why? To get you in the mood for my favorite God fearin' service, The Best Church of God (, coming up Sunday April 4th here in Chicago.
First up-
"Knock-Knock" sez Jesus
"Who's there?" sez mortal
"Jesus" sez Jesus
"Jesus who?" sez mortal
The mortal high rise dweller finds no one at the door and happens to look out the window. "JESUS F**KING CHRIST!!!" he screams
'Hey, don't step on my punch line!" sez Jesus

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